Introducing the Seltzer and Twea Act

Here ye, hear ye! The following is a message from your benevolent tyrant, Flexi: 

Members of Von Tramp, it is with a heavy heart and a light purse that I must instate a temporary tax upon trails moving forward. After a lengthy discussion with the purser (also me), it has been made clear that the kennel can no longer be financially stable due to the rising costs of how much you all drink. And specifically in our non-beer offerings. Wheter this increase is due to the warmer weather we have all been experiencing or the fact that maybe you all are bored with the award-winning Pabst we provide, I cannot say. 

To remain financially stable and continue to fill the my pockets with money, as of July 1st, Von Tramp will be instating the “Seltzer and Twea Act” and with it a tax to all upcoming trails, bringing the price of each trail to $16.69. 

I can already hear the whining but fear not, with this additional income from the tax our kennel may soon be able to purchase exciting additions to trail like name-brand orange food and a new car for me. This is only a temporary measure until the increase in non-beer consumptions goes back to its winter levels. 

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