When: Saturday, May 16, 2026, 1:00 PM HST
Where: Rock Point Trailhead Parking, 5 Rock Point Rd, Burlington, VT
Hares: Two Mystery Hares! 🫨
What to bring: $6.9 hash cash (use our new @vontramph3 on Venmo), Over-The-Hill decorations, you’re favorite Cunty memories, party hats, balloooooooooons

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For some reason I’ve got Jimmy Buffett and margaritas on the mind so I almost named this trail “A Cunty Looks at Forty” buuuut that sounded way too mean for a trail where we’re celebrating Cunty officially going over the hill. That’s right—it’s a birthday bash in honor of one our favorites MILFs who’s celebrating the 19th anniversary of her 21st birthday. 🎉

For this party trail, we’ve got two mystery hares who are bringing their experience over to Von Tramp for the first time. That kinda makes it a double virgin trail? I even heard a rumor about a piñata but I don’t speak Spanish so I’m not sure what that really means. 🪅

Trail starts at the tiny trailhead parking lot within Rock Point; make sure to check the signage on where to park if the lot is full. We might even brown-paper-bag it for circle to get in the “Am I too old for this?” spirit so bring a vessel or koozie just in case. Trail will be about 3 miles, dog friendly and a lovely mix of shiggy and trails. On-After will be down at Queen City Brewery and Pizza 44 on Pine Street. 🍕