When: Saturday, January 3, 2025, 1:00 PM HST
Where: Oakledge Park, South Parking Lot, 1 Flynn Ave, Burlington, VT
Hares: 20 Gallons of Piss and How I Met Your Mother
What to bring: $6.9 hash cash, warm clothes, onesies, your ID, New Year’s resolutions, New Year’s regrets, new shoes, new friends, newnewnew
It’s a new year which can only mean one thing:
This Saturday, 20Gs and Mother are teaming up and taking us deep into the heart of Oakledge Park with a trail that promises a mix of roads, woods, and frozen porta potties. …Actually, can porta potties freeze? That feels like a good question to ask one of the hares when someone gets a chance.
While the weather outside might be frightfully cold, this trail will be delightful (probably). There is at least one thing to look forward to though: this trail is guaranteed to be the best and worst trail of the year. It will also feature an indoor beer stop so make sure to bring your IDs with you for trail. Oh! There’s also at least one steep descent but the hares didn’t mention if we should bring sleds. Dang.
SPECIAL OFFER!
I’ll be running Flexi’s “Bring One Get One” promotion for the few trails since I have all these sweet coupons printed out. What’s that mean? Well, if you bring a virgin to trail, a future trail for you is free!
Limited time offer while supplies last. Offer only valid in states that start with the letter V.