When: Saturday, December 20, 2025, 3:30 PM HST LATER START!
Where: Maple Street Park and Pool, 75 Maple St, Essex Junction, VT
Hares: Rebel’s Cum, Salty Cumpiss, and Just Steph
What to bring: Unwrapped toys as hash cash, cranium lamps, outdoor singing voices, festive outfits, bah-humbugs, candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup
“The hares were dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.”
On a bleak midwinter Saturday night, join Von Tramp as we get visited by three mostly-harmless hasher spirits: the Hare of Hashing Past, the Hare of Hashing Present, and the Hare of Hashing Yet to Come. 👻 Over the past year, it would seem that we’ve all somehow ended up on the naughty list and are in need of some redemption. Since this will be Just Steph’s Virgin Lay, I can only assume the trail will make us scroogey and question our sanity while we wonder if we’d be better off on a trail laid by Muppets.
But fear not! To steer our haunted evening in a more positive direction, we’ll be singing the whole time while we pass by pretty twinkling lights because it’s our annual caroling trail. 🎶 Huzzah! We’ll bring the music, you bring the holiday spirits—just make sure to bring a cranium lamp and wear something festive like a holiday sweater.
If this is your first time joining us for our Hashmas trail we do things a little different. Instead of money for trail, please bring a new, unwrapped toy (or toys) for ages 1-14 which we will be donating to Toys For Kids VT and other local toy drives. 🧸
Note: Trail starts at 3:30pm so that it’s at least kinda dark out when we go to see all the pretty holiday lights.