When: Saturday, August 2, 2025, 1:00 PM HST
Where: 213 VT-15, Jericho, VT 05465
Hares: Flexible Video Endoscope
What to bring: $6.69 hash cash because the tax is abolished, a pair of dry socks, maybe a full change of dry clothes, mithril pants, lambas bread, rings of power, your precious

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Unleash your inner halfling on a magical trail that will take you through Jericho and Underhill, which might as well be known as Middle Earth. While you won’t find any ring wraiths on trail, expect towering shiggy, knee deep rivers, sole sucking muck, ancient non-talking trees, and Rohan-esque grasslands. Yes your oversized, hairy hobbit feet will get wet, like when Sam runs out into the river after Frodo at the end of the first movie while the saddest song ever plays in the background. (I’m not crying, I just have something in my eye.) 

Trail will be anywhere from 4 to 6 miles depending on how well Flexi’s fight with the Balrog goes that morning. Expect all the shiggy and at least one split that will lead to a breaking of the fellowship. (Don’t worry, we’ll all get back together well before the very end.) You can either take the turkey trail by following Smeagol or cranium to Isengard on the Eagle trail. But be warned, if you take the Eagle you’ll need a pair of mithril pants to keep you safe.

And because bigger is better when it comes to fellowships, Flexi is SO confident that this is his best trail ever that he’s offering a limited time promotion: if you bring a virgin, your trail is free! That’s right—free trail for you and your virgin. That’s like a whole bunch of free drinks!

So throw your responsibilities away and be like that one very excited hobbit who once said before everything went horribly wrong: "I'm going on an adventure!"