When: Saturday, June 7, 2025, 11:00 AM HST
Where: Duxbury, VT // 44.345442, -72.835397
Hares: Portable Trash Hole (aka 2 Guys 1 Hole)
What to bring: $10 hash cash because lunch and snacks are provided; a resistance to pain and suffering, a basic understand of geocaching, a compass, a GPS mapping app
Turmoil has engulfed the hashing world. The taxation of hash marks to outlying kennels is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade, the greedy Run Clubs have stopped all “fun” shipments to the small kennel of Von Tramp. While the Congress of the Nut Hut endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Tyrant has secretly dispatched Hole, the guardian of shiggy and suffering in the galaxy, to settle the conflict....
Hole is back with the fourth edition of his legendairy geohashing trail, where he smashes together geocaching and hashing. What’s that mean? Well, instead of regular marks, Hole hides adult beverages in the woods with GPS coordinates on them and we attempt to ping pong from one spot to the next. Some feature snacks, beverages, pretty views, beaver dams—you never know!
Trail (and I use that loosely) is around 6 miles of pure bushwhacking with at least 1500 feet of elevation gain. Expect those numbers to go way up if you get lost. Trail starts earlier at 11am so we have plenty of daylight to explore. Pack your own water and any extra snacks you will want. The hare suggests download the "Topo Maps" app for iOS and to download the map tiles in this area ahead of time.
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…because most of you probably forgot.
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