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Bonus Trail: Salute Your Jorts 🫔

  • Audubon Vermont Sugarhouse Parking Lot Huntington, VT United States (map)

When: Saturday, June 15, 2024, 1:00 HST
Where: Audubon Vermont Sugarhouse Parking Lot, 368 Main Rd, Huntington, VT 05462
Hares: Mystery hares! šŸŽ­
What to bring: $6.9 hash cash, your best pair of jorts, any other jort related content, bug spray and sunscreen for your exposed thighs, bird things(?)


The weather is heating up so it’s time to starting showing off your sexy, pale thighs! We have some mystery hares bringing us a special bonus trail in Huntington, which is already exciting, but they also requested everyone wear the sexiest best any pair of jorts they own! And remember: the shorter your jorts are, the less restrictive they are to movement. (You want to make sure your jorts aren’t preventing you from doing anything you need to do.)  

With the starting location at a parking lot near both the Audubon Center and the Bird Museum, I’d suggest brushing up on your bird calls if only so we can cat call and whistle at each other while on trail. 

Note: Make sure you double check your GPS when getting directions—some maps say the address is down past Huntington center; trail is near Sherman Hollow Road. There’s a sign that says ā€œField Trips Parkingā€.

RSVP and show off your jorts on Facebook, Meetup and/or Strava.

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